The Sister - Nun - asks her 3rd grade class what they wanted to be when they grew up. A little girl raised her hand.
“I wanna be a prostitute.” she declared.
The sister flushed: “Uh, what did you say, Missy?”
“I said, I wanna be a prostitute!”
The Sister’s knees buckled. “Would you please repeat that?” she stammered.
“I said, I WANNA BE A PROSTITUTE!!!”
“Oh thank Heavens,” The Sister sighed. “for a moment I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant!
I was in Florida....and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read ‘I miss Newark.’
So I broke the window, stole the radio and left a note that read, “I hope this helps.”