Now some thirty years later I can confirm is accumen to be accurate, having done trauma and general surgery, lo these many years.
I would love tell you about the boarhog grind, but I fear the administrator might get peeved and remove it. But it is a very, very funny story.
Our late and beloved brother-in-law was a Lebanese Christian whose grandfather moved the family to Trinidad to escape muslim persecution. He became a cardiovascular surgeon and said his early surgical experience confirmed his earlier days in Trinidad where he, too, noted the glaring disparity in member size. :-))