[jmax]

If your real name is actually BUBBA and you fish in your native state of Georgia, I can see why you need a GPS. I heard the story about you, as related to me by your friend JUNIOR:

It seems that you and Junior went out in the Okefenokee Swamp to catch some catfish. You guys rented a boat and motor at the Alligator Fish Camp & Lodge on the eastern edge of the swamp. There were about 15 available to rent so you just picked one out.

You went out and BAM....found a new honey hole and loaded the boat with cats. When it was time to leave, you told Junior to mark the spot so you could find it next time. Junior said "OK".

An hour later you guys were back at the Camp and turned it the boat. On the way home, while tipping a couple of beers, you asked Junior if he marked the honey hole, to which he replied: "Yep....sure did. I MARKED IT ON THE SIDE OF THE BOAT."

You slammed on the brakes and the truck came to a screeching stop and you screamed at Junior: "You did what??? !!! ??? Junior, you are the dumbest idiot I ever knew !! What the hell are we going to do if we don't get the SAME BOAT next time?"

Yeppers...HERE'S YOUR SIGN, BUBBA. (it reads: get a GPS.)

[The_Sword_of_Groo]

Not sure if that was intended as humor or condescension, but it surely was a stretch. how long you been sitting on that one waiting for an opportunity to use it? How long has HeeHaw been off the air exactly?

Finding fish in the Oke doesnt require a GPS. Finding your way out does. Assuming, of course you don't pass out first from blood loss courtesy of the yellow flies. Besides, anyone who has ever fished there knows its nearly impossible to land a fighting fish as the alligators will remove it from the end of your line.

Thanks to all for input and messages.

Freegards

[The_Sword_of_Groo]

Not sure if that was intended as humor or condescension, but it surely was a stretch. how long you been sitting on that one waiting for an opportunity to use it? How long has HeeHaw been off the air exactly?

Finding fish in the Oke doesnt require a GPS. Finding your way out does. Assuming, of course you don't pass out first from blood loss courtesy of the yellow flies. Besides, anyone who has ever fished there knows its nearly impossible to land a fighting fish as the alligators will remove it from the end of your line.

Thanks to all for input and messages.

Freegards

[dennisw]

You might be a redneck if......... (funny)