You sir, are brilliant!
Improved version:
Id like to teach the world to spy, From drones up in the sky, On citizens, And other friends. And make sure they comply. Id like to help the world supress, Any independent thought, And keep the folk, Under the State Yoke, So they think what their taught. (one group singing) It's the Statist thing, Total control.... What the world wants today.... Keep your eyes on those proles.... Make sure that they obeyyyyyy..... (Other group singing) I'd like to seize the rebellious And throw them all in jail, And waterboard, The whole damned horde, And deny them all bail. (one group singing) It's the Statist thing, Total control.... What the world wants today.... Keep your eyes on those proles.... Make sure that they obeyyyyyy..... (Other group singing) I'd like to ban all of the guns, So citizens can't resist, Cuz once unarmed, We can do them harm, So let's start with The List. (both groups singing) It's the Statist thing, Total control.... What the world wants today.... Keep your eyes on those proles.... Make sure that they obeyyyyyy.....