~In the Irish annals, Danish and Norwegian Vikings are described as ‘dark-skinned’ and ‘beautiful blondes’ respectively – the contemporary Irish ‘dubgaill’ and ‘finngaill’. According to Peter Pentz of the Danish National Museum, there is an ongoing debate within scientific circles about the exact meaning of these words. ~
Friggin' Irish. Compared to the typical mic, everybody is a swarthy latino. If you even shine a halogen flashlight on us we burst into flames.