I’m voting for Joe Gahootinbollick.
Just make sure you give proper attribution. From now on, if someone on FreeRepublic snaps back at me "Well, then, if you're not voting for Romney, WHO ARE YOU GONNA VOTE FOR, HUH SMART GUY???", I'm gonna say:
On personal recommendation from Venturer, I'm voting for Joe Gahootinbollick!
Joe is a great guy.He deserves your vote.
Of course name recognition is hurting him, not many people are familiar with Joe.He hasn’t much chance of Beating Hussein Obama, but at least his name isn’t a Muslim one.