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To: JennysCool
It looks exhausting to watch. Roger Moore had it much easier in Moonraker.

The plot: go to visit the villain Drax, and have sex with his copter pilot, and get her to betray Drax . After she is killed and eaten by Drax' dogs, go to Rio, and have sex with the MI6 station intern. After she is nearly strangled by Jaws, fly to Venice and have sex with your CIA counterpart. That's 3 conquests before he even goes into space!

In Casino Royale, poor Daniel Craig had to endure a brutal stairwell brawl with a machete-wielding hitman, suffer a nearly-fatal drug-induced heart-attack, and have his balls beaten raw with a bean bag by Le Chiffre - all before he gets any tail at all!

Oh, James!

19 posted on 07/31/2012 5:13:50 PM PDT by montag813
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To: montag813

The old Bond movies almost seem like travelogues in hindsight. Bond was always jetting to two or three exotic locales, and he did a lot of driving around scenic highways in sporty convertibles with pretty girls.


21 posted on 07/31/2012 5:51:51 PM PDT by Boogieman
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