If you did that in the U.S., the government would come and take the baby and place him with a deserving homosexual couple at the appropriate income level.
A couple in our homeschool group is having a home study done to qualify as potential adoptive parents, and they emailed the group asking for “an old-fashioned telephone, that plugs into the wall and has that twisty-cord connecting the handset to the base.” It is required, apparently, to have one of these in order to qualify as adoptive parents. Someone emailed them back saying they had one, which they’d bought at an antique shop for the same purpose.
Let me guess, the home study is being done by the state.
You can get new ones at lots of places; Target, Walmart, Home Depot, Lowes