I think I will require duct tape as well. I may even write “Remove at your own risk” on it. :-)
I can just imagine a whole row of us, all going, “MMMMPHHHH! SSSSSSSSSSRRRRRRRNNNNG! GRRRRRRUUUHHHHH!” Maybe straitjackets would help ...
The adults could pass a flask with an appropriate beverage, but the kids will probably have to be both bribed and threatened!