If he were totally honest, he’d probably lay claim to all religions. Didnt he make a comment about being a world citizen or something? He’s a one world government guy at heart, willing to be whatever you want him to be, like a hooker.
Hookers make you feel good.
Hookers only take what you agreed to pay them. (usually)
Hookers go away and don't come back unless you ask them to.
I think 'actors' would work in your analogy. Don't be snide to hookers. ;^)