1 posted on
07/27/2012 9:34:31 PM PDT by
NKP_Vet
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To: NKP_Vet
Oh lookie there, I’ve got another fish on the line!
2 posted on
07/27/2012 9:36:22 PM PDT by
23 Everest
(When seconds count. The police are just 23 minutes away. 831 Bonnie)
To: NKP_Vet
Either the AC is out, the PC won't boot up or her favorite...um...errr..."toy"...is out of batteries.
That's all I've got.
3 posted on
07/27/2012 9:39:56 PM PDT by
philman_36
(Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
To: NKP_Vet
Uh, maybe she is referring to the marriage....
To: NKP_Vet
Wimmens are hard to figger out sometimes.
My wife gets mad at me and says she doesn't want to speak to me.
I smile and give her a "thumbs-up."
She gets even madder.
A guy just can't win....(shrug)...good thing I have an account at the bottle shop.
5 posted on
07/27/2012 9:50:43 PM PDT by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
To: NKP_Vet
LOL!
Thanks, we all need some comic relief nowadays!
6 posted on
07/27/2012 9:54:36 PM PDT by
sarasmom
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xZsFe6dM3EY)
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To: NKP_Vet
Don’t drink alcohol with Calais.
8 posted on
07/27/2012 10:01:03 PM PDT by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: NKP_Vet
I’ll tell ya, my wife and I, we don’t think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
9 posted on
07/27/2012 10:01:10 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: NKP_Vet
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
10 posted on
07/27/2012 10:02:27 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
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11 posted on
07/27/2012 10:04:08 PM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(The NRA did not create James "The Joker" Holmes. Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood did.)
To: NKP_Vet
Did you check the freezer?
12 posted on
07/27/2012 10:05:02 PM PDT by
so_real
( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
To: NKP_Vet
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
13 posted on
07/27/2012 10:07:10 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: NKP_Vet
Not much is working in Obama’s America.
To: NKP_Vet
A wedding ring is a viscious circle.
15 posted on
07/27/2012 10:20:34 PM PDT by
umgud
(No Rats, No Rino's)
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16 posted on
07/27/2012 10:35:59 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: NKP_Vet
Clueless. Why am I not surprised. :-)
17 posted on
07/27/2012 10:41:19 PM PDT by
Conservative4Ever
(The Obamas = rude, crude and socially unacceptable)
To: NKP_Vet
18 posted on
07/27/2012 10:42:08 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
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19 posted on
07/27/2012 10:42:42 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: NKP_Vet
21 posted on
07/27/2012 10:45:26 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: NKP_Vet
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And that’s when the fight started...
..................
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” It warmed
my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.
So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”
And that’s when the fight started....
......................
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Molson Canadian for $24.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of face cream for $17.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the face
cream..And that’s when the fight started....
....................
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
first. “I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”
He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?””
“Nah, she can order for herself.”
And that’s when the fight started....
22 posted on
07/27/2012 10:47:54 PM PDT by
ParityErr
(It's impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.)
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