missed these from the 1987 TV schedule: Abby, do you know that in 2012... 
I did very well taking my father's advice to invest in land?
Sue Ellen, not only will I get out of this bed all hale and hearty, in 2012... 
I will still be on TV and still trying to nail you--
Peg, you won't ever believe this, but in 2012... 
I'll be married to a Latino bombshell and have a gay son other than Bud while you will be in a biker gang--
Emily, I dreamed that in 2012, you had left me to marry 'The Peeper'... 
but you are both dead by then and I am alive and kicking, you two-timing tramp!
Franks, yes, in 2012 we'll have a Black President... 
but not from New Orleans, he's from Hawaii-- We think!
Look, Fatman, just be happy you don't live to 2012... 
'cause in New York City they'll be policing sugar and soda!
I know you girls think Helga Johansen, St. Olaf's most famous psychic, is a fraud... 
but she swears that in 2012, you all will be dead and I will still be dating and living in Cleveland.
Winnie, in 2012 you'll be nakked in... 
"Stuff For Men" Magazine, so how about... 
a preview right now?
Now, those are some real... 
dead on Predictions!