[mkmensinger]

“A witness told firefighters that a couple of crows were to blame.”

I thought you needed four and twenty of those things along with the flour.

[Leo Carpathian]

Lucky there was no fluorescent light bulb involved.
Dat cuda been heywey closet for weaks!
Brave Hazmaters!

[JRandomFreeper]

4 and 20 blackbirds, not crows. You are also going to need some kind of fat for the pie crust. Magic ratio for pie crust is 3:2:1, in the order of flour:fat:ice-water.

I got recipes. ;)

/johnny