[AnAmericanMother]

I got it. I was just pulling your chain a little bit.

4 years of Classical Greek, for my sins. Lowest grades I got in college.

[Verginius Rufus]

Only two years as an undergraduate here, but we read the Phaedo in the original in the fourth semester.

Dareiou kai Parysatidos gignontai paides dyo... (opening line of Xenophon's Anabasis, the first text we read).