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Ignorant of Ramadan Etiquette? Here’s Help at Hand
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| Saturday, July 14, 2012
Posted on 07/14/2012 8:35:05 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
I suppose grilling a half-pig outside is right out.
Along with offering the rioters a beer when they show up...
/johnny
To: nickcarraway
Just did a double check of my grocery list for tomorrow. Bacon was at the top of it.
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posted on
07/14/2012 8:40:35 PM PDT
by
pops88
(Standing with Breitbart for truth.)
To: nickcarraway
You mean they come to my pig roast? How rude! Oh well, they don’t know what they’re missing.
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posted on
07/14/2012 8:41:02 PM PDT
by
factoryrat
(We are the producers, the creators. Grow it, mine it, build it.)
To: nickcarraway
So, where I work, there's a lot of cab drivers, and the koranimals gather in the parking lot to mosque it up.
They've got an orange traffic cone they like to pray to, and I relish the opportunity to park right next to it. Oftentimes, when they're praying, I'll have a smoke next to my vehicle before departing, and if the cone they pray to is in the way of my door, well, they don't really expect me to wait for them, do they?
Oh sure, my vehicle has been keyed up, no surprise. But maybe for rama-lama-ding-don, I'll rev up the car a few times, lower the window and yell "I'M A JOOOOOOOO!!!"
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posted on
07/14/2012 8:44:52 PM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: nickcarraway
Bacon dipped in chocolate at the Orange County Fair this weekend!
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posted on
07/14/2012 8:46:57 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: nickcarraway
I can't quote chapter and verse to you at this late hour, but there's a passage, I think in one of the Haditha, to the effect that Ramadan is a great time for Jihad - i.e. killing. Please excuse me while I have a late-night sausage biscuit - pork is good!
Genuflectimus non ad principem sed ad Principem Pacis!
Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)
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posted on
07/14/2012 8:50:40 PM PDT
by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)
To: nickcarraway
I will remain willfully ignorant as I do not live in a effing 7th century back-ass moon-god pedophile-promoting prophet country.
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posted on
07/14/2012 8:59:49 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: nickcarraway
For non-Muslims in the UAE and other Muslim countries, the 30 days of fasting falling into the month of July and August this year will be about respecting local culture and traditions. or else.
To: nickcarraway
Nothing safer than a dehydrated, under-nourished muslim racing home at rush hour after working all day in 100+ degree weather. You’ll never see a report about that on the evening news though.
To: JRandomFreeper
I suppose grilling a half-pig outside is right out. Along with offering the rioters a beer when they show up... /johnny
I just spit water on my keyboard! LMAO!
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posted on
07/14/2012 9:55:11 PM PDT
by
wjcsux
("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
To: wjcsux
My work here is done...
/johnny
To: nickcarraway
Well so much for baby back ribs.
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posted on
07/14/2012 9:57:33 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
("Ambition Without Talent Is Sad - Talent Without Ambition Is Worse")
To: nickcarraway
So just when do they put up the Festivus Pole?
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posted on
07/14/2012 10:01:39 PM PDT
by
Bob
To: SkyDancer
What if they are made from baby’s backs?
To: ConorMacNessa
Which is, of course, why they always demand that the Infidel (May Jesus Be With Us)(MJBWU) refrain from military/defensive action during ramaHAMakwanzmas.
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posted on
07/14/2012 10:05:02 PM PDT
by
Eagles6
To: nickcarraway
You mean shaking hands with the wiping hand (or vice versa) is not cool with ramadangadingdong? Just cannot keep up with muzzie protocol...........
To: nickcarraway
For Muslims, Ramadan is the holiest month of the year.Well, not exactly "the year", you know. How long before the 365 day year is controversial?
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posted on
07/14/2012 10:30:27 PM PDT
by
dr_lew
To: nickcarraway
It seems like Ramadan rolls arounds every four months or so.
To: nickcarraway
“Huma,
“Today I had a terrible day with the new President of Egypt.
I gave him the UN’s final demands, and my final demands. And, you know he had the balls to tell me to go F##k myself. What an evil bastard!
“Huma, whilst I bathe in saffron oil to get ready for you, would you be a dear, and go out and get me some Arkansas pork ribs for an eat-in dinner??”
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posted on
07/14/2012 10:38:30 PM PDT
by
Noob1999
(Loose Lips, Sink Ships)
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