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"They Ate Their Victims' Brains Raw": Cannibal Cult Arrested for Eating Seven Witch Doctors
Mirror News ^ | July 13, 2012 | Agency Staff

Posted on 07/14/2012 11:49:07 AM PDT by DogByte6RER

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Cannibalism 101

Cannibalism 101: A group of Papua New Guineans were allegedly part of a cannibal cult that killed and ate seven witch doctors, trying to take their powers. Picture: AFP

1 posted on 07/14/2012 11:49:21 AM PDT by DogByte6RER
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This whole stroy raeds like a bad stand-up joke ...

“So, have you heard the one about the witch doctor who walks into a cannibal restaurant?”


2 posted on 07/14/2012 11:52:11 AM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

Teaser for “Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern”:

“So what kind of sausage is this in the soup?”

“Tube steak?”


3 posted on 07/14/2012 11:54:55 AM PDT by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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More coverage ...

Papua New Guinea charges 29 alleged cannibals

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-501712_162-57471675/papua-new-guinea-charges-29-alleged-cannibals/

Cannibal cult arrests in Papua New Guinea: report

http://news.yahoo.com/cannibal-cult-arrests-papua-guinea-report-031436750.html


4 posted on 07/14/2012 11:56:17 AM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

More signs of the Zombie Apocalypse.


5 posted on 07/14/2012 11:57:22 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Borg Zombies walk around groaning "Commmppuutteerrrrssss......Commmppuutteerrrrssss......")
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

Not a PING.


6 posted on 07/14/2012 12:00:59 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping


7 posted on 07/14/2012 12:01:17 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER; RandallFlagg

ping...


8 posted on 07/14/2012 12:01:25 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1270 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: DogByte6RER
"We gonna eat you."

To which the Witch Doctor replied, "Ooh eeh ooh ahh ahh....ting tang walla walla bing bang."

9 posted on 07/14/2012 12:01:59 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (As long a hundred of us remain alive we will never on any condition be brought under Obama's rule.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Shoot, everybody KNOWS you hafta cook the brains first!


10 posted on 07/14/2012 12:04:12 PM PDT by Jim Noble (Diseases desperate grown are by desperate appliance relieved or not at all.)
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To: Winstons Julia

Waiter: “You want some crackers with that soup?”

Cannibal: “Nope. I have some *floating chunks* in it, already. Looks and smells just yummy!”


11 posted on 07/14/2012 12:05:50 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (All libs and most dems think that life is just a sponge bath, with a happy ending.)
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To: Winstons Julia

12 posted on 07/14/2012 12:06:28 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: Winstons Julia
“So what kind of sausage is this in the soup?”


13 posted on 07/14/2012 12:07:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Frankfurter.)
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To: Jim Noble

Cannibal cult - how do you know your cannibal friends aren’t going to eat you?


14 posted on 07/14/2012 12:07:45 PM PDT by No Socialist
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
It's a cookbook!

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRRgBp1InufpfVtizwTRpmOsi_8_nGVsEIvzC9xFrqp339JC1jW7A

15 posted on 07/14/2012 12:08:08 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: DogByte6RER
At least Hannibal Lector browns the gray matter first and even lets you share in eating your own brains...

...the reason Jodie Foster didn't do the sequel.

16 posted on 07/14/2012 12:11:54 PM PDT by Happy Rain ("Shakespeare and Bach have felt EVERYTHING!"--E.Power Biggs)
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17 posted on 07/14/2012 12:15:42 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: DogByte6RER

Watch Obama send a team of of FDA inspectors to New Guinea to enforce an overhaul of food safety practices.


18 posted on 07/14/2012 12:20:17 PM PDT by haroldeveryman
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To: DogByte6RER

Who are we to judge their culture? Democrats will welcome them here through our Amnesty program.


19 posted on 07/14/2012 12:23:07 PM PDT by BipolarBob
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To: DogByte6RER

Two cannibals are at the campfire and one says, “I hate my mother-in-law!” His buddy replies, “So try the potatoes”.


20 posted on 07/14/2012 12:28:27 PM PDT by dainbramaged (If you want a friend, get a dog.)
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