[I see my hands]

Just some turtle stuff:

The Sonoran Tortoise. I have many on my land. Life span up to 80 years, 90% of which is spent in a den hibernating or seeking shelter from the sun. Size averages about 12". They can go a year without water. Their urine is semi solid and if you pick one up it will empty its bladder on you.

[SunkenCiv]

If the Japanese find out about those tortoises, it’ll mean another (chronologically) adult website.