[cripplecreek]

When Jackson makes the news, its never good.

Some famous people are from Jacktown.

[Lazamataz]

Woman watched NASCAR with deceased man for over a year

Correction: Woman watched NASCAR for over a year. Corpse was in the room too.

[Yardstick]

Why is my monitor clouding up all the sudden? That is true love right there.

[MNDude]

isn’t there a classic story about an old woman that was living with a corpse?

[Brass Lamp]

And when Zigler passed away, they continued to live and watch NASCAR together

Pfff....journalists!

[JohnBrowdie]

I am sure the dead guy was more interesting.

it was a joke! back! back! back I say!

[albie]

The only reason they continued to watch NASCAR was because she couldn’t pry the remote from his dead cold hand.

[bigbob]

shoot, now all the dead voters in Chicago are going to want the Speed Channel...

[Notary Sojac]

Ol’ Charlie was a big Danica Patrick fan and swore that he’d never miss a race until she showed up in victory lane.

[Hoodat]

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Someone's layin' dead by the sto - o - o - ove
Someone's in the kitchen with Di - nah
And the smell is really hurtin' my nose.

[duckman]

Creepy at best. Reminds me of ‘Weekend At Bernie’s”.

[Puppage]

Wow, that’s a really long race!

[T-Bird45]

The woman had to have no sense of smell. I had an opossum get into my garage and die. The stench was overpowering to the point of being eye-watering and getting into the house until I could move stuff to find the thing trapped behind the beer ‘fridge.

[bunkerhill7]

That`s one helluva Pit Stop.

[McGruff]

Honey Junior finally won a race...Honey?

[exit82]

I wonder who he voted for last year......

[Eva]

My uncle continued to watch golf with his wife for about five years after her death. Of course, my aunt had been cremated, but my uncle kept her ashes right next to his favorite chair so he could talk to her while he watched the golf tournaments on tv.

He had asked his daughter to spread her ashes along with his, from an airplane, after he died.

[Popman]

-——, known as Charlie, died naturally, Linda Chase said. “He just fell asleep.” She kept him in his chair after he died, keeping him dressed and cleaned. His body did not stink, she said. She would talk to him and watch NASCAR races on television with him.-——

I find it hard to believe the corpse didn’t stink.....unless the humidity was like zero.... And he mummified over time....

I wonder if she changed his clothes....?