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To: CedarDave

I know that the Acme Corporation manufactures a number of items that can be used to keep the coyote population in check, such as dynamite that explodes prematurely, atomic powered roller skates (which cause coyotes to zoom over the side of a cliff), and giant slingshots designed to slam them into a nearby tree.


14 posted on 07/12/2012 8:22:36 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: GreenHornet
Or one of ACME's best sellers for coyote destruction ...


18 posted on 07/12/2012 8:29:48 AM PDT by BlueLancer ("No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full" (Sulla))
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