[KrisKrinkle]

“Hi. I’m America.”

Poser.

Which America are you? North, Central or South?

Been around 236 years? The Americas have been on the maps for over 400 years.

[M Kehoe]

Hey Santa. I want a black BMW 328i for Christmas. It' now July, you shouldn't have any trouble with that, would you?

And yes, I've been good, just ask my wife.

5.56mm

[donna]

United States of America - only one.