[Old Sarge]

Out loud: "Yes, mmm-hmmm, oh I agree, yes..."
Through clenched teeth: "Who is this f*king gook bastard, and why is he talking to me? Where's Huma?"

[whitedog57]

She looks like an old Flo from the Progressive ads.

[EQAndyBuzz]

Do I really look like Miley Cyrus? That is so nice of you. Now, where are the dogs that Obama requested.

[SERKIT]

"Why, YES! Your testicles are in my lock-box, too. Right on the mantle."

[RckyRaCoCo]

“In our country we have saying....one with left bent need more polident”