Posted on 07/10/2012 1:48:34 PM PDT by george76
A spunky 17-year-old who had his right arm partially torn from his body during a vicious alligator attack, told FoxNews.com that he wants the alligator’s head.
"I'm going to use it for a prosthetic armrest," Kaleb Langdale said in an exclusive interview. “I want his head."
The Florida teen lost his right arm below the elbow Monday night during an alligator attack. He said he survived by offering the 11-foot alligator his arm, and used the skills he learned by watching TV shows like "Swamp People" to survive the brutal attack.
"I'm glad the alligator attacked me, because if it was any of my friends, they probably would have died,"
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Too bad the gator didn't live. Then the boy could have wrapped it in a comfy blanket and watch tv with him. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Too bad the gator didn't live. Then the boy could have wrapped it in a comfy blanket and watch tv with him. Yeah, that's the ticket.
The skills most would learn from the show is to know better than to jump in swamps teeming with hungry alligators. I've never seen the show, yet but by some amazing quirk of fate, have managed to never jump in an alligator swamp myself. Uncanny.
Maybe he was looking for some polk salad. Perhaps his daddy was a lazy no count who claimed he had a bad back.
Maybe all his brothers were fit for was stealin’ watermelons out of a truck patch
Interesting that you should say that since I have someone in mind.
Obtain gator heads BEFORE diving into water.
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