>> aggravated battery on a person older than 65
Wow... turn sixty-five and you not only get Medicare, Social Security, and cheap meals at Luby’s — you get Special Victim Status to boot! Just like the minorities and queers!
Hope there’s still some Special Victim Status left when *I* turn 65. I’m pretty sure there won’t be much of the other goodies remaining...
Don’t worry, the Death Panel will give special victom meds...
Zyclon-B.
They will probably decribe your life as the life not worth living, Lebensunwertsleben, and consider it a kindness when they put you down...
er, invite you to take a shower...