I remember a story a few years ago where a professor from the University of Michigan took his son to a Tigers game. His son was thirsty so he bought him a Mike's Hard Lemonade from a vendor, not realizing there was any alcohol in it. The father was arrested and spent a couple of days in jail, I think, even though a blood test showed no evidence of alcohol in his son's blood.
We'll scar the kids more by sending dad to jail than by giving him a sip of beer.
The world is upside down- black is white and white is black. Good grief!