This thread is chock full of them!
Start with post #2...
Can you just make me a list and email it to me? I don’t want to have to read this thread from the start to finish ever again, under any circumstances. Once is too many.
I’ve been angry on this thread today, I’ve been perplexed by things posted today and yesterday, and I’ve also felt really good too; I found me a gal friend. (Don’t breathe a word to my beautiful wife who might come snooping around here asking questions. You haven’t seen me.)