Oh goodness gracious! You on a hate list? That truly is very funny! [giggles]
Some Axioms of life:
When you run across an asshole, chances are they know that they are and have already been told so. Yer opinion is just redundant.
Never marry someone that needs to be made “Happy”. If they aren't already by being with you, then the journey is set for disaster.
Happiness is a state of mind. If you let someone affect it, it's your fault.
Eat to live, don't live to eat. Unless it's something you'll never taste again!
Drugs are a waste of time. Unless your time on earth is a waste.
If I continue, I'll have to write a book...