Detroit to be hit by flesh and brain-eating zombies

Daily Mail ^ | July 3, 2012 | Daily Mailer Reporter

[Mikey_1962]

I grew up on the lower Eat Side and we have a theme park there: Belle Isle.

The theme is: Public drunkenness, Public Urination, and Public Sex.

[Eye of Unk]

They won’t have any problems their savior just gave them Obamataxcare.

All the rest of America will be taxed to keep them in perfect health to battle any zombie sickness, all hail the Emperor!

[Dr.Zoidberg]

That’s NOT what I was expecting.

Reading the headline, I thought maybe government types were planning to cut welfare and food stamp benefits in Detroit.

The zombies would then rise up and walk...

[wildbill]

Sure, it shows capitalistic initiative—but how sad that the city that once led the world in the manufacture of autos has fallen to this low state.

[43north]

Some of my old friends tried to go to Belle Isle back in the early 1980’s during the daytime. Their car was surrounded by a large, intoxicated group of owebama’s sons and this is what they said:

“Do you know where you are white boy? This here is n!gger island. Now get the f**k off our island.”

My friends left, never to return. It seems that there were already zombies there as far back as the 1980’s.

[Nebr FAL owner]

The real question is: How do you tell were the theme park ends & the rest of the city of Detroit starts?

[Drew68]

Good point, and if you really want it to be dangerous, you could hire some Muslims...

In Detroit, the Arab Muslims are the ones who own businesses, obey the law, pay taxes and work 7 days a week.

[Drew68]

Customers would pay to be chased by professional actors and try to seek shelter in ghostly homes, factories and businesses.

All the while attempting to avoid the local denizens, crazed on bath salts, who really are trying to eat you!

[Drew68]

How do you tell were the theme park ends & the rest of the city of Detroit starts?

You'll know you've left the theme park when the guy trying to eat your face off isn't a paid actor --and isn't pretending!

[El Laton Caliente]

That was my thought... How much is the liability insurance going to run? Park visitors running into condemned buildings...

[Mikey_1962]

My friends left, never to return. It seems that there were already zombies there as far back as the 1980’s.

Used to be a nice place in the 1960's when I was a kid.

[tnlibertarian]

I grew up on the lower Eat Side

Is that a bath salt reference?

[Nebr FAL owner]

What makes you think that the park will hire actors as opposed to the current denizens of Detroit?