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Mermaid at Club Mykonos - Langebaan

WTF?!? I could have sworn I saw mermaids throughout Neptunis Rex's domain during my Navy WestPac cruises back in the day. Must have been those hangovers ...

1 posted on 07/03/2012 8:51:58 AM PDT by DogByte6RER
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More references ...

“U.S. Government insists that mermaids do not exist”

http://io9.com/5923072/us-government-insists-that-mermaids-do-not-exist?tag=holy-crap-wtf

“NOAA Denies Existence of Mermaids”

http://news.discovery.com/animals/noaa-mermaids-120629.html


2 posted on 07/03/2012 8:53:36 AM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

Anyone care to wager a guess as to how much was spent on this?

But we cut government to the bone!


3 posted on 07/03/2012 9:01:05 AM PDT by cableguymn
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To: DogByte6RER
No evidence? I can sell them the evidence for $10 million:


4 posted on 07/03/2012 9:02:00 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: DogByte6RER

Did they look in New Jersey?


6 posted on 07/03/2012 9:04:53 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (what?? Who knew?)
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To: DogByte6RER
What about the Incredible Mr. Limpet? I'm pretty sure that was real.
8 posted on 07/03/2012 9:13:26 AM PDT by mojito
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To: DogByte6RER

Where did the idea come from?

Um, lonely sailors? They’re all reported as beautiful women.

Please tell me they aren’t spending money on this.


10 posted on 07/03/2012 9:17:58 AM PDT by LevinFan
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To: DogByte6RER
I never believed in mermaids before, but if the government says they don't exist, I'm not so sure any more.
What are they hiding?
/sarcasm /sort of

11 posted on 07/03/2012 9:25:25 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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To: DogByte6RER
Hallucinating sailors, whether from dehydration and consumption of sea water or a triple ration of grog, may be the best explanation.

But as far as the question of the existence of "aquatic humans" is concerned, the phrase brings up the question of why humans, alone among all types of primates, possess a subcutaneous fat layer (like seals), narrow fin like connections between our fingers and toes, are not covered in fur, and have extraordinarily large brains (like dolphins and whales).

IMHO, paleontologists who dig up the bones of proto-chimps, gorillas, and baboons are looking in all the wrong places. What is with the seemingly instinctive affinity of Dolphins for humans (and vice versa - Japanese excepted)? If they could figure out where coastlines were a couple hundred thousand years ago, unfortunately now probably many miles offshore from the existing coast, they might at least be looking in the right spots.

13 posted on 07/03/2012 9:42:15 AM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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To: DogByte6RER
You've been at sea for three months have a belly full of rum and the cutest thing you've seen since you left port is the captain's cabin boy. Then suddenly at the surface you see these babes:

Oh, baby. The rum goggles must have been pretty thick during the Age of Sail.

14 posted on 07/03/2012 9:48:59 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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To: DogByte6RER

“Why, then, do they occupy the collective unconscious of nearly all seafaring peoples?”

What a stupid question. Seriously.

“Peoples” historically see mermaids because the “people” send the men to the sea.

So you tell me...why would a bunch of lonely seafaring guys wish there were hot women in the ocean?

Guess I’ll have to fund a study to find out.


16 posted on 07/03/2012 10:05:14 AM PDT by MNIL
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To: DogByte6RER

17 posted on 07/03/2012 10:13:22 AM PDT by Morgana (This space for rent. Cheap.)
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To: All

NOAA missed this ABC news report ...

“Splash! Real-Life Mermaids Seek Beauty of Deep”

http://abcnews.go.com/2020/real-life-mermaids-superhumans/story?id=10771939

“Real-Life Mermaids: New Adventure in the Deep”

http://abcnews.go.com/2020/slideshow/underwater-activists-cavort-fish-raise-awareness-10778250

I smell a government cover-up!

: )


23 posted on 07/03/2012 1:16:48 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER
Bah. I've never worried about mermaids.

It's the Good People I'm worried about!

26 posted on 07/03/2012 2:28:31 PM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Ki-hagoy vehamamlakhah 'asher lo'-ya`avdukh yove'du; vehagoyim charov yecheravu!)
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To: DogByte6RER; SunkenCiv

Now who should I believe - the government or the combined myths of ancient civilizations? That’s easy ;)


36 posted on 07/05/2012 8:48:06 AM PDT by Duchess47 ("One day I will leave this world and dream myself to Reality" Crazy Horse)
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To: DogByte6RER
Half-human creatures, called chimeras, also abound in mythology — in addition to mermaids, there were wise centaurs, wild satyrs, and frightful minotaurs, to name but a few.

I heard in the time of Noah there were various human-animal cross breeding and DNA splicing experiments going on, resulting in many of these creatures' existence. Of course these would've all been wiped out in the flood, but maybe a few mermaids could've survived, water being their natural environment and all.

37 posted on 07/05/2012 9:38:08 PM PDT by sadponies
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To: DogByte6RER

I just watched a fascinating piece on Discovery Channel called “Mermaids: The Body Found” that I highly recommend to everyone. The supposed documentary was made in 2011 and it is thought-provoking.

The program discusses the mass killings of whales due to some kind of sonar experiment by the U.S. Navy in 2004, but there was allegedly something else that washed up on the beach in Washington state after that event. They also discuss the remains of something interesting found in a Great White caught off South Africa.

One thing they mentioned that I had never heard before was that fish caught in nets, in the Baltic and other areas, occasionally are found with broken-off spears in their sides. Say what?

My skepticism gene kicked in while watching this, especially when they said the Navy is conducting a huge cover-up of their discovery, but I have to admit I enjoyed watching this.

And yeah, I share the same doubts — when the government denies something you can pretty much assume they’re lying.


40 posted on 07/16/2012 7:10:29 AM PDT by DNME (Tired of being polite about it? Time for action? Reawaken the Sons of Liberty!)
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To: DogByte6RER

Whoops! Guess I shoulda read the links first.

Still, “Mermaids: The Body Found” was a pretty good documentary, or mock-umentary, as the case may be. I do recommend it for amusing TV viewing.


41 posted on 07/16/2012 9:43:28 AM PDT by DNME (Tired of being polite about it? Time for action? Reawaken the Sons of Liberty!)
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