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Terrible idea. Zombies have no concept of "line queues" and would simply storm the attractions. They also aren't sophisticated enough to actually operate attractions, so you'd have to hire humans....who would quickly be eaten.

They're probably just looking for a quick government loan or something.
13 posted on 07/03/2012 6:37:06 AM PDT by mmichaels1970
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And FURTHERMORE could any reasonable person actually think that a zombie would pull out a wallet and actually PAY for a ticket to something?

This thing is going to lose money big time. I wonder if the entire concept wasn’t drawn up by zombies.


15 posted on 07/03/2012 6:38:52 AM PDT by mmichaels1970
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“aren’t sophisticated enough to actually operate attractions”

In “Shaun of the Dead” they were trained as walmart cart retrievers.


21 posted on 07/03/2012 6:48:20 AM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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