[Uncle Slayton]

Fill a shoebox with 1000 $100.00 bills and send it to your Uncle Slayton.

I will send you the exact mailing address in freepmail.

As as added bonus, I will pay for the postage.

[Nervous Tick]

>> Fill a shoebox with 1000 $100.00 bills and send it to your Uncle Slayton.

I’m curious: will that much money FIT in a shoebox?

You sound like a guy who has experience with large amounts of cash packed in a cardboard box. :-)