Purchase a heavy duty tin can, put the money in and bury it...
Just burn the money and you’ll be about as well off.
Looking around the world at all of the countries with huge debt and it makes you realize that only one way exists for paying for that debt: Printing more money. That of course is just another way of saying “go bankrupt.” All of the investments consisting of paper money will eventually be worthless. You may not make any real profits with real goods but the best option may be to not lose it all.