[rabidralph]

Jackie the Rifle Dog says, "Over my dead body!!"

[rockrr]

Hah! When we were teens my mom had a beagle that hated the fireworks. Some years mom would get him doggie tranqs but one year when my folks went out of town on the 4th we served him a dish of beer and got him sloshed.

Worked so well that we did it every year afterward.