I read this joke on FR many years ago - can’t remember who posted it, so hat tip to whomsoever.....
(I’ll try to keep it as PG-13 as possible)
Guy goes into doctor’s office, says he wants a cure for his tapeworm. Doc tells him to get a dozen hard-boiled eggs, eleven lemon-flavored cookies and a hammer.
Doc tells him to once a day insert the egg into his butt, followed by the lemon cookie.
On the twelfth day, just insert the egg, and when the tapeworm comes out and says “Where’s my g-d cookie?” you hit it with the hammer.
LOL