In all fairness to your wife (or regarding any other “hunk” out there), it’s for the best that you (or they)HOP TO IT if you can catch these Super Model “perfect women) between husbands. A big “IF”.
Conceited trashy “hunks”, when they reach seventy, undergo many serious operations and illnesses are left mostly just needing a servant and nursemaid. Which they (or you, I assume) can easily afford after you kick Mrs. Trailhkr1 to the curb. So, CHEAT AHEAD, and throw away the glasses so you can’t see too clearly that Super Model first thing in the morning before she evacuates, washes up, and brushes her teeth. - Yep. It all comes down to evacuating, washing up and brushing those teeth for all of us. Add an extra 30 or 40 pounds for effect.
A bit of advice, get that nursemaid lined up. There’s something to be said for faithfulness . . . but that’s just me.
I will stay out of his affairs to the same degree he keeps his liberal nose out of my affairs. But since he feels the need to preach to me on matters of politics, I will preach to him on matters of relationships.