[tubebender]

LOL... I just had a boo hoo eMail from a friend wanting to know how to get rid of the bear that destroyed their bird feeder and spread their garbage across the neighborhood this morning. This woman is a rabid tree hugger and animal rights activist but I think she wants this cute little bruin arrested and rehabilitated...

[SJackson]

Tell her to get a bucket and some bacon. Adhere it with honey.

Works every time.

Call the police or DNR when she gets him. When there are as many bear as deer she'll have a real problem.