“Well, I studied a little bit of Spanish in high school, but not enough to really be ‘bi.’ But I didn’t want to look unsophisticated so I said “Yeah, I’m bi.”
They said “We’re having a party later on and we’d like you to come. We’re having some S&M people coming over.”
I said “Great, Spaniards and Mexicans.”
clever
I love the old Steve Martin stuff.
Genius.
We used to have his book of short stories “Cruel Shoes” circa 1970’s. Also had a cassette of comedy and music. Both long gone but probably still available if I’d look on Amazon.
Remember when “Well, excuuuuuuuussssseeee meeeeeeeee!!!!”
was around?
The arrow through the head while playing banjo was great too.