When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris can jump out of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afriad to move.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris sandpapered a wildcat’s ass in a telephone booth.