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I think he died of unrequited love. It was rumored that after the failed forays into romance and procreation that he'd become a shell of his former self. So sad. RIP, George.

1 posted on 06/24/2012 2:30:31 PM PDT by Dysart
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To: Dysart

Bushes fault.


2 posted on 06/24/2012 2:46:58 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (they have no god but caesar)
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To: Dysart

Bush’s fault...


3 posted on 06/24/2012 2:47:46 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: Salamander; Tax-chick
reptile (RIP) ping.
an non-existent
reptile ping list

6 posted on 06/24/2012 2:51:52 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; different flie$". :^)
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To: Dysart

I’ve met George. Might even have a picture of the two of us around here somewhere. We were both younger then:)


9 posted on 06/24/2012 4:40:33 PM PDT by Cold Heart
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Sadly, all he wanted in his life was for some female tortoise to tell him,
"I will hug you and squeeze you, pet you and love you, and I will call you George"
10 posted on 06/24/2012 6:01:42 PM PDT by Krankor
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To: Dysart

If he is the last of those tortoises who is the guy in the corner?

Didn’t they freeze his sperm for at least artificial insemination for continuation of the species, aka hybrids?


11 posted on 06/24/2012 6:21:46 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Dysart

I’ve seen him up close. Pretty wild.


12 posted on 06/24/2012 6:29:01 PM PDT by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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