[The Iceman Cometh]

So, what’s the ruling on a plane crash on the golf course? Unplayable lie? Two club relief? Drop?

[Doogle]

if your names Mulligan,play on

[Doogle]

but then again, depends, what hole, how many beers your behind, and if you have an extra pair of shorts.

[Big Giant Head]

Ground under repair. Free relief.

[SnuffaBolshevik]

The foursome cards a par on that hole and they get a free round next week.