You win.
What does he win? I got Rooters in my back yard and I have killed bigger ones than that.
What contest can I enter? Can I win? They are fun and games to Yankees, but they are mortarforkers to Southerners.
They can mess up a wetdream.
You do not want them around, trust me. They can f/mess up your world.And they run the deer off, the bastages....