I was just kidding. A week the Great Wild isn't’t as romantic as in the movies, at least for the ladies. When we came home, all the women wanted was a hot bath, a soft bed and 24hrs to recover from our vacation.
A lot of fun but not for "intimacy'
After four days without a bath, while paddlng and portagng in the wilderness, the whole body, be it male or female, begins to itch, burn, and stink. Worst of all, the private parts are the worst. At that point, for any normal peson, a good bath transcends any thoughts of romance.
Remarkable how we’ve hijacked this thread!