"....too bad you can't find those little hand held toys that when you turn it upside down and flip it back...it makes an animal sound...about mid speech.....MOOOOOOOOOO......of course you stand up in shock and look around like everybody else
Posted on 06/16/2012 1:53:14 PM PDT by PROCON
My feelings are bittersweet. The love of my life, my 22 year old daughter is graduating from Oregon State University tomorrow. That's the sweet part.
The bitter part is that the commencement speaker is none other than Moochelle 0bama, a woman I politically abhor!
You want more bitter? It's on FATHERS'S DAY!!
Need more bitter?
I have to show up at the venue at 1:30, undergo a TSA type pat-down and then wait until 5:30 for Moochelle to give the Commencement speech, then the diplomas are awarded.
My question: Can I boo or heckle at these type of high-profile FLOTUS events?
BTW, my daughter feels the same way about Moochelle.
It’s your daughter’s important day. Don’t spoil it, and don’t let the first lady spoil it.
She’s sure to make a long-winded re-election exhortation disguised as a graduation speech, so to stay comfortable on those hard bleacher seats, make sure you bring your big-butt-shaped seat cushion.
Too bad you won’t know the content of her speech beforehand. A group of you could work together to break out into applause at inappropriate moments.
Why can’t that walking sh*t on a stick spend Father’s Days with the WH Fudge Packer instead of ruining someone’s graduation......
"....too bad you can't find those little hand held toys that when you turn it upside down and flip it back...it makes an animal sound...about mid speech.....MOOOOOOOOOO......of course you stand up in shock and look around like everybody else
Just trying to help! 8^)
Sir, I hold a blackbelt in that technique, thanks :-)
When ‘she who is without pride’ begins to speak, stand and turn your back to her. If an enforcer challenges you, tell them you had an itch and you didn’t want to scratch it with ‘her’ looking at you. I’ll bet that others pick up on the cue quickly and join you.
I think you should just laugh hysterically the whole time. If anyone asks you to leave, threaten them with an ADA lawsuit.
DON’T DO IT!! Heckling at any event is usually stupid. Heckling at this event would mark you as an exceptionally stupid person. You’d thoroughly ruin your daughter’s graduation ceremony and make an ass of yourself. You don’t have to applaud loudly or even applaud. Think of the occasion and not the person giving the speech.
I just googled big gulp there are some hilarious pictures out there. Maybe this should be the official conservative protest statement. There may be a business opportunity in there somewhere.
Just remember the ceremony is not about your or even just about your daughter. There is an entire graduating class there who’s memory of the event shouldn’t be marred by an asshat who caused a disturbance. Don’t be that guy.
Make a BIG sign that says,
For the first time in my adult life, I am ashamed of my country- BECAUSE OF YOU.
For the sake of space on a sign, I am leaving out words such as: fraud, turd, liar, grifter, UNAMERICAN, welfare queen, accessory to installing a non-American into office...
LOL That’s the ticket! Just tell the SS agents your a diabetic and you need the sugar!
Walk up and down the aisles handing out earplugs.
"America is just downright mean." ~Michelle Obama
He's what Michelle would look like without the wig.
Dear Comrade Citizen,
Following the suspension of the 1st Amendment To The Constitution Of The United States Of America, your so called “rights” are restricted to enthusiastic applause to all of FLOTUS various statements. The most enthusiastic will be recognized for their patriotism.
Failure to comply will result in assignment to FEMA Political Re-Education Camp confinement for the next 5 years.
Long Live Dear Leader And His Glorious Wife, Mother Of Our Nation!!!
Looks just like her. Could be her twin.
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