HAH! Forget Dad. Daughter brought her first boyfriend home to meet me the first time, I showed him my groupings. Later, she told me I’d scared him. I said he should be scared of me. :-) He was a nice kid. We got along great.
Ha !
I always remember a line from a teen movie my daughter watched ...
As the boy was going out the door with the guy’s daughter “Have her home by 11. (gets an eye roll from the punk). I’ve got a .45 and a shovel. No one will miss you.....”