“I am old and tired and can only grant you one, relatively easy wish.” a harried-looking genie announces when Obama rubs the lamp.
Obama thinks a moment and demands “Build a bridge from the USA to Kenya so all of my brothers and sisters can enjoy the bounty of America.”
“Damn!” states the genie, “That’s too hard. Can you think of something else?”
Obama hesitates a moment and says “OK, make me as great a President as Lincoln or Reagan!”
The genie looks at Obama says: “A two-lane highway good enough?”
“Obama thinks a moment and demands “Build a bridge from the USA to Kenya so all of my brothers and sisters can enjoy the bounty of America.””
Two lanes works. As long as it is one way back to Kenya.