Asked by a befuddled dispatcher what the object looked like, the caller replied hesitantly, “…ah... a UFO. I mean, I don't really know. I don't see too many UFO’s on a regular basis.”
Dispatcher: “Is it, like, a martian thing?”
Dispatcher: “Is it, like, a martian thing?”
LOL!
The caller should have replied:
“I don’t know, what’s a Martian’s thing look like?”
She barely restrained herself from continuing “...or did you pull this story out of Ur...”