>>There are currently over 8600 windows devices on my network
8600 windoze devices on the ACME botnet ehh Wiley? {yawn}
30,000 -- Well, thats a little more impressive... for a non-government-sponsored bot-net anyhow.
Both MasterCard and Visa also had their public websites knocked offline by a hive of as many as 3,000 activists who had downloaded Web-attacking software, which was then turned on different websites.
{Sigh} Alas! If only Visa and Mastercard had worn a pair of these here ACME Sand-Boxers...
...the malware attacking them would've been a thing of the past and the organized cyber-criminals who perpetrate such mischief would've been discouraged from skimming their way out of Cyberia ever again. Alas!/s
Ok, now you’re just creeping me out. Please stop with the messages, I’m getting off this crazy train right here.