Metal, I claim metal and it's progeny. Admit it, you go to TGIFridays for Jack Daniels ribs and you hear Men At Work on the sound system and start doing the white-guy-biting-his-lower-lip head bob dance move.
Ummm, no, just no.
You think Michael J Fox and Downey Jr. are young.
No, I'm absolutely positive they're middle-aged. I have a 20 year old son. He's young. I know what young looks like.
You used to, and perhaps still do, crack up at the term "Ayatollah Assahola"
No, never cared for that kind of thing in general. Cutesie names for political figures to me just made the speaker/writer look bad, not the political figure. Which is why I use Obama for Obama, Michelle for Michelle, Clinton for Clinton, etc etc.
You have a Members Only jacket in your closet and you're waiting for it to come back in style.
Oh now you really missed the boat on that one. I grew up biker. The old man was a genuine post WWII era biker, who misfired and my mother gave birth to a buttoned up accountant in 1947. He went back to the drawing board, took his time, and in 1963 I accepted the torch.
On the plus side, you first voting experience very well may have been pulling a lever for Ronald Reagan.
Yep, his second term. I had just turned 17 when he won his first.
Good man!