***He not only turned the water into the finest wine,****
Well MY preacher, about 15 years ago, said Jesus turned the water into...”Pure unfermented grape juice!”
We all tried not to break out laughing.
I told my Bible thumping coworkers that if Jesus had turned the water into grape juice, the head steward would have thrown down his goblet, told the servants, “You trying to get me fired!!? Where did this s#@! come from anyway!?” and then stormed out of the wedding feast.
;^)
Yeah, and the Pharisees condemned Jesus for hanging around with a bunch of fruit juice drinkers.