[fredhead]

Local septic service has the slogan.....

If it don’t go down, call Brown.

And a local porta-potty company is “Fred Lee’s Elite Seats.” One at home when I was growing up was “Roger’s Rent-a-John.”

[moose07]

LOL,
Just to add insult to injury...the vans are panted Florescent orange!

“Roger's,rent an john...’snort’.
Elite seats...must be flush with success with a name like that!

[Monkey Face]

Fading sign on a plumber’s shop across the street from the bus stop: JJ’s hooter Service.

I laughed every time I saw it. They have since corrected it.