I was in a ticket line at a train station where the girl at the counter was rather largely endowed.
I heard the guy in front of me say “I’d like two pickets to Titsburg.” He turned very red and was obviously anxious over the remark but the girl at the counter just laughed it off.
I couldn’t help myself to want to help him overcome his embarrasment so I said to him “Hey, don’t worry man. I do that kind of thing all the time.”
“Just this morning at breakfast I was going to ask my wife ‘Please pass the butter and jam’ but instead I said ‘You stupid b***h you ruined my life!’”.
Dolly Parton has sold controlling interest in her Dollywood amusement park and liquidated some other entertainment holdings. In a move to enter the competive retail grocery as a market force to rival giant Kroger, Ms. Parton has negotiated a deal with cash and stock swap to purchase outright the grocery chains of Big Star, Piggly Wiggly and Harris-Teeters. The combined operations will be known as “Big Wiggly Teeters”
LOL